Character Profile: Audrey Holland

 "--I'm so sorry!"

Full Name: Audrey Holland

Specialization: Data Analysis

Age: 25

Birthplace: San Diego, California, U.S.A.

Education: B.A. in Statistical Mathematics

Easily flustered, constantly apologetic and always polite, Audrey Holland insists on getting along with everyone as well as possible. She's dog crazy to a fault, though, and if you let her she'll talk your ears off. You suspect she's not nearly as one-dimensional as she seems.

Character Profile: Zoe Mousawi

"I live for Friday, Saturday and Sunday, but don't think that means I'm bad at what I do. For me, it's always work first, then party."

Full Name: Zoe Mousawi

Specialization: Accounting

Age: 23

Birthplace: Beirut, Lebanon

Education: B.A. in Accounting

Zoe is the sort of girl that works and parties hard, she knuckles down during the day and rushes to the clubs every Friday. Though she claims to not to take life to seriously, she's got a compassionate streak a mile wide and finds herself weighing in on situations where her opinion isn't needed.

Character Profile: Cecilia Ellis

"As long as you work hard, we'll get along just fine.We don't have to be friends."

Full Name: Cecilia Ellis
Specialization: Public Relations
Age: 28
Birthplace: New York City, New York, USA
Education: Masters in Marketing

Hard nosed and driven, you got the job Cecilia was fighting for, and she's pissed about it. Not one to let emotions get in the way of doing a job, she doesn't seem interested in a relationship at all, especially not with you. Perhaps if you can prove yourself as serious and hard-working as her, she'll see you in a different light.

Character Profile: Gabriela Ortez

"You don't know everything about me -- and I don't want you to, either."

Full Name: Gabriela Ortez de Santa Maria
Specialization: Graphic Arts
Age: 22
Birthplace: Buenos Aires, Argentina
Education: Bachelor of Fine Arts in Graphic Design

Intensely introverted, Gabriela always arrives before anyone else and leaves after everyone's gone. Refusing to attend meetings, Gabriela overwhelmingly prefers to communicate over email. Talented as she is, her secretiveness often gets in the way of her job, and she finds herself often the subject of gossip and and speculation. Is she just shy? Or does she have something to hide?

EDIT 12/11/2015: Changed from Gabriel to Gabriela. Thanks anonymous!

The Rest of PAL's Cast

Well, I hit a milestone with my book, so I've been pretty busy writing and not posting PAL characters as I should have. To make up for it, here is the rest of the cast, ripped straight from bbben's blog. I have little else to add except I'm pretty excited about how the game is turning out so far, but there's a lot of work in front of us.

PAL Character profile: Rio

Rio is Kenji’s new secretary. She is a (very) tall, confident woman that makes Kenji feel like a little boy by comparison. She has an overt sexuality about her, and it’s her job to see that Kenji trains the maids well.

PAL Character profile: Hiroshi

Hiroshi is a travelling salesman and pervert. He can help Kenji by selling various items, such as gifts and potions.

PAL Character profile: Masami

Masami is the widow of the last master of the manor. Under the conditions of the will, she has the right to stay in the mansion, but that doesn’t mean she’s happy about Kenji being there and taking over her house.

PAL Character profile: Ai

Ai is a mystery. No spoilers, you’ll have to work her out for yourself.

Kimiko Character Preview

The next character reveal for Pervert Action: Future is here! The third of the three maids is Kimiko:
Kimiko is not happy about being a maid. She was the daughter of the former master, and grew up being served by maids. This privileged girl now has to deal with a complete change in her circumstances, as she is forced to become the servant of the new master. She has a fiery personality, and she’s going to be difficult to train.

Iku Character Preview

From BBBen's website:

Iku is a good girl. She is naive, earnest and extremely loyal to her master. She follows the “code of the maid”, an Art of War style series of teachings on how to be the perfect maid. A very proper young lady, Iku has a rather old-fashioned and prudish view of sexuality, which makes her a little naive about the role of a maid as outlined in the code.

Meet Your Advisors

"Captain"

"Yes, you'd manage recruitment, training schedules, the finances and resources, and also provide support during our games... There's only one catch. You've got to make your decision right now, at this very spot. You can ask questions, of course, but you will not leave without giving me an answer."

The Latino girl only known as "Captain" is the legendary former manager of the Easton Egrets. No one knows where she came from. No one knows her real name. No one knows why she stepped down. Actually, no one really knows much of anything about her. Speculation abounds, and she deflects any questions with her trademark dry wit.

Captain is your assistant: she accompanies you as you recruit players, she manages the training schedules, she gives you advice on winning games and motivating your team. She's also one of your players, a skilled goalkeeper, and dedicated to boot. Captain is the only character that will never leave the team, although her exact reasons are known only to her.

Melvin

"It depends. Exactly how short are these 'shorts'?"

Melvin is very happy to be your advisor. He's the president of the Egrets Fan Club, you see, and is nothing except a shameless Super Fan: you couldn't catch him outside his green-and-white jersey. His constant interaction with other Egrets fans means he's got his pulse exactly on what people are thinking. And, you'd better listen to him, because without anyone to buy tickets, you're done for!

Melvin is an expert on merchandising, fan events, and stoking up a crowd. Through him, you can hire a cheerleading squad and mascot, set up interviews with the press, do signings, and other things.

Trevor

"The loving embrace of cold hard cash is all I want in life-- it just so happens that my soulless path to wealth and riches happens to coincide with the fate of the... charming Easton Egrets. That's how you can trust me. Let's tolerate each other, but I apologize in advance, 'barely' is really all I can muster."

Trevor is an import from Easton's business school and self-proclaimed "high-functioning" sociopath. Incidentally, he cares little about soccerpeople, but needs the experience and the grades to finally be able to plunder the retirement accounts he's always dreamed of. Trevor is the sort of man who can rub two coins together and make three... and then get a rebate from the IRS for a fourth.

Trevor will advise you on all things related to money. He also handles sponsorship deals, contracts, large purchases and tracks your income. He's constantly on the lookout for business deals and will often come to you with new opportunities.

Character Profile: Amy

Introducing our first major character...

Amy Ruthers

Height: 5'6"
Weight: 136 lbs.
Skin Tone: Light
Eyes: Green
Hair: Natural blonde, tied back
Birthplace: Richmond, Virginia
Sexuality: Straight
Likes: Animals, cute things, romantic comedies
Dislikes: Crudeness, meanness, scary movies

Hardly anyone could hate Amy, having the reputation of being the sweetest, most innocent person in the entire league. After all, she blushes whenever the subject of sex comes up. Everyone believes she's a virgin but no one has really had the courage to ask, since she tends to make everyone into an older brother or sister, and everyone feels the need to protect Amy... except Captain, who regards Amy as a weak link in an otherwise very strong team.

Out of Amy's many admirers, her most ardent is Erin, who is reduced to a sort of puppy-love every time she sees her. As a result, Erin is often passing the ball to Amy during games and giving Amy credit for wins wherever possible. This has given Amy a reputation of being a better player than she actually is. And something that irritates Captain to no end.

Character Profile: Erin

Introducing our protagonist...

Erin Reilly

Height: 5'9"
Weight: 166 lbs.
Skin Tone: Light
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Shoulder-length brown hair
Birthplace: Easton, New Suffolk
Sexuality: Lesbian
Education: Biology Major
Likes: soccer, girls, comic books
Dislikes: Ricky (captain of Easton University's men's soccer team), studying

Erin has made quite a name for herself recently. She's the champion of the Easton Egrets, having scored the winning goal over their rivals, the Vanderville Valkyries, last season. She's brought an obscure, under-performing team to the pinnacle of college soccer fame. They say Erin is destined for great things in the world of professional woman's soccer. There's just one problem. Erin doesn't want to be a woman. At all.

Erin is sure that his being born into a woman's body is some terrible cosmic mistake. But she's always been too afraid of surgery and hormones, so she accepts it, for now. But things change, and new opportunities arise. When her life as a woman becomes unbearable, she soon receives an offer from an unexpected direction...